deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

image

(via chasekby)


nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

(via thatpunnyguy)


mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via helloprincessmimi)


yakdad:

there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it

(via mulder-andscully)


officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

(via mulder-andscully)


the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

(via helloprincessmimi)




jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you

jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you

(via helloprincessmimi)